The Federal Republic of Kanycta is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Cải Bắp with a fair hand, and renowned for its public floggings, digital currency, and compulsory gun ownership. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 5.1 billion Kanyctans enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Napa. The average income tax rate is 90.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Kanyctan economy, worth 654 trillion Savoys a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Trout Farming. Average income is an impressive 128,264 Savoys, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Consumption of cat memes has skyrocketed, schools have extensive counseling programs for troubled students, the number of deaths due to poor fungus identification is mushrooming, and physics lessons mostly involve talking about emotional management techniques. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kanycta's national animal is the Brassica Oleracea, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Kanycta is ranked 60,670^th in the world and 206^th in 10000 Islands for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 3,756.3 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.