The Federated Republic of Somalea is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Maxamiid Farax Cayded with an iron fist, and renowned for its strictly enforced bedtime, suspicion of poets, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 23.149 billion Somaleans are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, moralistic, well-organized government is effectively ruled by the Department of Law & Order, although Defense and Education are also considered important, while Welfare and Healthcare aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Mogadishoo. The average income tax rate is 44.5%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The strong Somalean economy, worth a remarkable 1,574 trillion bullets a year, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Trout Farming, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 68,015 bullets, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Maxamiid Farax Cayded has just been declared ruler of Somalea in an international press conference, Jennifer Government is banned, judicial torture is outsourced overseas, and thousands of cute furry kittens are trampling everything in their path (Somalea has found 1 easter egg). Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Somalea's national animal is the warlord, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Piracy Yaar.

Somalea is ranked 290,593^rd in the world and 9^th in The United States of America for Largest Publishing Industry, scoring -14.35 on the Bella Potter Productivity e-Index.