The Grand Dominion of Sortv is a massive, genial nation, ruled by Archon Valorum Arcton 👑 with an even hand, and remarkable for its ubiquitous missile silos, national health service, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, devout population of 2.12 billion Sortvians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social and economic equality; they tend to view other countries as corrupted by the hollow pageantry of sham elections.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Drakenburg 🌃. The average income tax rate is 78.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Sortvian economy, worth 224 trillion Crownstone 🪙s a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 105,670 Crownstone 🪙s, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Raccoons are plump and satiated, the practice of capital punishment proves divisive, restaurants cater to pregnancy cravings, and older ladies are inundated with offers to help them cross the road. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Sortv's national animal is the Eagle 🦅, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Christianity ✝️.

Sortv is ranked 18,201^st in the world and 4^th in Brasil1 for Highest Poor Incomes, with 95,485.02 Standard Monetary Units.