The Hellhole of Souls13 is a gargantuan, efficient nation, remarkable for its unlimited-speed roads, frequent executions, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 17.759 billion Demonics are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The enormous, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Industry, and Education. The average income tax rate is 63.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The very strong Souls13ian economy, worth 979 trillion Curse upon thy family's names a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Automobile Manufacturing. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 55,128 Curse upon thy family's names, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

Freighter lifeboats have been replaced by state of the art marker buoys so divers can recover the cargo after they sink, a good deed is rewarded with a thank you note attached to a deportation order, the government has officially clarified that "wee on your hands to save time" does not count as proper hygiene, and all children's clothes come in only cream and off-white to prevent offense. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Souls13's national animal is the Twisted Soul.

Souls13 is ranked 99,740^th in the world and 3,325^th in Suspicious for Most Corrupt Governments, with 13.17 kickbacks per hour.