The Republic of South Chloe Reagan County is a gargantuan, genial nation, remarkable for its state-planned economy, compulsory vegetarianism, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic population of 11.939 billion South Chloe Reagan Countyians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Potato City. The average income tax rate is 63.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The large but stagnant South Chloe Reagan Countyian economy, worth 135 trillion Potatoes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Basket Weaving, Pizza Delivery, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Average income is 11,384 Potatoes, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Doctors spend more time writing sick notes than caring for the sick, no personal detail is too tiny for the suede-denim census police, the national guard is mobilized whenever a mother gets separated from her child at the mall, and Leader has just been declared ruler of South Chloe Reagan County in an international press conference. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. South Chloe Reagan County's national animal is the Rat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

South Chloe Reagan County is ranked 74,793^rd in the world and 141^st in Chicken overlords for Lowest Crime Rates, with 69.33 law-abiding acts per hour.