The Protectorate of Southern Adminstration is a tiny, orderly nation, notable for its compulsory military service, punitive income tax rates, and stringent health and safety legislation. The cynical population of 9 million Southern Adminstrationians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 56.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The fair Southern Adminstrationian economy, worth 327 billion Silver Euros a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is dominated by the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Arms Manufacturing, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is 36,437 Silver Euros, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Scientists regularly clone human beings for research purposes, voting is voluntary, a valid legal defense is 'dead men tell no tales', and the death penalty has been reintroduced. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Southern Adminstration's national animal is the Skeleton, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Southern Adminstration is ranked 291,977^th in the world and 75^th in womp for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring -10.28 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.