The University of Southern California Cheerleaders is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by The Head Cheerleader with an iron fist, and renowned for its pith helmet sales, keen interest in outer space, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 5.39 billion Southern California Cheerleadersians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Football Field. The average income tax rate is 32.0%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Southern California Cheerleadersian economy, worth 610 trillion dollars a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 113,338 dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

The government seizes all major gold finds, schoolyard sandboxes resemble ashtrays due to the large number of cigarette butts, pet owners must make a payment if their charges leave a deposit, and tradesmen will knock 10% off their fees if customers pay cash. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Southern California Cheerleaders's national animal is the horse, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Cheerleading.

Southern California Cheerleaders is ranked 242,460^th in the world and 3^rd in Southern California for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring -7.07 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.