The Northern Arab Republic of Southern Kurdistan is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by President Raaniya el-Kazemi with a fair hand, and notable for its compulsory military service, complete lack of prisons, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-working, democratic, devout population of 8.906 billion Southern Kurdistanis are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Spirituality, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Erbil. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 24.2%.

The strong Southern Kurdistanian economy, worth 502 trillion Dinars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Furniture Restoration industry, with major contributions from Basket Weaving, Tourism, and Trout Farming. Average income is 56,446 Dinars, with the richest citizens earning 6.5 times as much as the poorest.

Southern Kurdistan has designated Erbil as its capital city, President Raaniya el-Kazemi has just been declared ruler of Southern Kurdistan in an international press conference, and Islam has been named as Southern Kurdistan's national religion. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Southern Kurdistan's national animal is the TBA, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Islam.

Southern Kurdistan is ranked 117,945^th in the world and 2^nd in Atrosia Isles for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 2,055.65 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.