The Colony of Southern Silevia is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by Lama with a fair hand, and remarkable for its ubiquitous missile silos, complete lack of prisons, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 6.133 billion Southern Silevians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The relatively small, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Healthcare, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of T'chenia. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 9.5%.

The very strong Southern Silevian economy, worth 367 trillion Euros a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Woodchip Exports, and Retail. Average income is 59,894 Euros, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 181,897 per year while the poor average 15,324, a ratio of 11.9 to 1.

The regional delicacy of chocolate bombes is deadlier than an unexploded bomb, the government has declined to declare any particular religion as its 'official' one, Lama has just been declared ruler of Southern Silevia in an international press conference, and the study of medicine is popular throughout Southern Silevia. Crime is a serious problem, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Southern Silevia's national animal is the Lion, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities, and its national religion is Lady Foxinstein.

Southern Silevia is ranked 101,641^st in the world and 4,060^th in Osiris for Highest Food Quality, scoring 22.76 on the Meeshlin-Starr Index.