The Lovable LTN of Soviet Socialist Liechtenstein is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by Chairman Nota with an iron fist, and renowned for its rampant corporate plagiarism, complete lack of prisons, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The cynical, humorless population of 5.417 billion Liechtensteiners are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Liechtenstein. The average income tax rate is 88.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Liechtensteiner economy, worth 786 trillion People's Francs a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized black market in Information Technology, Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Retail. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 145,140 People's Francs, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Space has been brought down to earth with constellations of cancer cases across Soviet Socialist Liechtenstein, politicians are often found scavenging bins at night to supplement their income, bins outnumber trees in city parks, and all telephone traffic is monitored for 'national security reasons'. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Soviet Socialist Liechtenstein's national animal is the Kestrel, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is State Atheism.

Soviet Socialist Liechtenstein is ranked 11,413^th in the world and 16^th in The Black Hawks for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 10,525.67 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.