The Republic of Soylmon is a massive, safe nation, notable for its state-planned economy, digital currency, and avant-garde cinema. The hard-nosed population of 1.857 billion Soylmonians are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The medium-sized, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Education, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 40.3%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but sluggish Soylmonian economy, worth 56.8 trillion lire a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Trout Farming industry, with major contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Tourism, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Average income is 30,584 lire, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Gay hospital patients are labelled with a pink triangle to alert staff of their substandard blood, abortions are routinely performed in the nation's hospitals, lawyers spend as much time preparing their make-up as they do their briefs, and concert halls sport signs proclaiming "No Shorts, Sandals or Swastikas". Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Soylmon's national animal is the crocodile, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Soylmon is ranked 134,187^th in the world and 93^rd in Dimmersun for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring 735.72 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.