Category: Iron Fist Consumerists | ||
Civil Rights: Unheard Of |
Economy: Frightening |
Political Freedoms: Unheard Of |
Regional Influence: Shoeshiner
Location: Jihad Army of the Emperor
Population | 8.668 billion |
Currency | spice |
Animal | sandworm |
The Protectorate of Spice Harvester 107 is a colossal, efficient nation, remarkable for its teetotalling pirates, prohibition of alcohol, and smutty television. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 8.668 billion Spice Harvester 107ians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 45.7%.
The frighteningly efficient Spice Harvester 107ian economy, worth 827 trillion spices a year, is quite specialized and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Woodchip Exports, and Arms Manufacturing. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 95,444 spices, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.9 times as much as the poorest.
Every spring railroad foundations erode to reveal human remains, the government has certified several glow-in-the-dark athletes as drug free, wars are filled with soldiers wielding machetes and chainsaws for safety reasons, and street preachers sell salvation with a side order of shame on every corner. Crime is moderate, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Spice Harvester 107's national animal is the sandworm, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.
Spice Harvester 107 is ranked 20,145th in the world and 70th in Jihad Army of the Emperor for Most Corrupt Governments, with 99.92 kickbacks per hour.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Spice Harvester 107 was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Black Market and Most Avoided.
- : Following new legislation in Spice Harvester 107, street preachers sell salvation with a side order of shame on every corner.
- : Following new legislation in Spice Harvester 107, wars are filled with soldiers wielding machetes and chainsaws for safety reasons.
- : Following new legislation in Spice Harvester 107, the government has certified several glow-in-the-dark athletes as drug free.
- : Following new legislation in Spice Harvester 107, every spring railroad foundations erode to reveal human remains.
- : Following new legislation in Spice Harvester 107, the government has to take out its Visa to eliminate visas.
- : Following new legislation in Spice Harvester 107, military funding has been stripped back.
- : Spice Harvester 107 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Authoritarian.
- : Following new legislation in Spice Harvester 107, children cry as government officials steal their water pistols.
- : Following new legislation in Spice Harvester 107, hairdressers are forced to use all the tricks of the trade after citizens became required to wear helmets at all times.