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The Protectorate of Spice Harvester 183

“He who controls the spice controls the universe.”

Category: Iron Fist Consumerists
Civil Rights:
Rare
Economy:
Very Strong
Political Freedoms:
Rare

Regional Influence: Shoeshiner

Location: Jihad Army of the Emperor

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Spice Harvester 183

Population8.555 billion

Currencyspice
Animalsandworm

The Protectorate of Spice Harvester 183 is a colossal, cultured nation, remarkable for its digital currency, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and pith helmet sales. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 8.555 billion Spice Harvester 183ians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Administration, Healthcare, and Education are also considered important, while Public Transport and International Aid aren't funded at all. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 11.5%.

The very strong Spice Harvester 183ian economy, worth 611 trillion spices a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Woodchip Exports, Uranium Mining, and Retail. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 71,464 spices, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 258,429 per year while the poor average 14,103, a ratio of 18.3 to 1.

People are raising their middle finger to non-digital currencies, space shuttles are lying silent on the runway till the Space Agency can work out how to fit a creche and a meditation room into their next spacecraft, slavers view "what did your last slave die of" as a request for a demonstration, and the government is encouraging violence on television. Crime, especially youth-related, is pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Spice Harvester 183's national animal is the sandworm, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Spice Harvester 183 is ranked 280,064th in the world and 1,672nd in Jihad Army of the Emperor for Highest Food Quality, scoring 5.91 on the Meeshlin-Starr Index.

Top
1%
Most Armed: 2,853rdTop
5%
Highest Crime Rates: 2,917thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 3,344thMost Avoided: 5,144thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 6,202ndLargest Soda Pop Sector: 7,682ndFattest Citizens: 10,310thMost Rebellious Youth: 14,536thTop
10%
Most Devout: 15,846thLargest Mining Sector: 17,233rdMost Ignorant Citizens: 25,173rdLargest Retail Industry: 25,538thLargest Black Market: 27,056thHighest Disposable Incomes: 27,378th
Top
1%
Most Armed: 14th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 17th in the regionTop
5%
Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 45th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 61st in the regionMost Avoided: 82nd in the regionTop
10%
Most Ignorant Citizens: 125th in the regionMost Patriotic: 164th in the regionMost Devout: 165th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 184th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Spice Harvester 183 was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Rebellious Youth.
  • : Spice Harvester 183 was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Rebellious Youth.
  • : Spice Harvester 183 was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Crime Rates.
  • : Spice Harvester 183 was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Crime Rates, the Top 5% for Most Avoided, and the Top 10% for Largest Black Market and Highest Disposable Incomes.
  • : Spice Harvester 183 was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Fattest Citizens.
  • : Following new legislation in Spice Harvester 183, the government is encouraging violence on television.
  • : Following new legislation in Spice Harvester 183, slavers view "what did your last slave die of" as a request for a demonstration.
  • : Following new legislation in Spice Harvester 183, space shuttles are lying silent on the runway till the Space Agency can work out how to fit a creche and a meditation room into their next spacecraft.
  • : Following new legislation in Spice Harvester 183, people are raising their middle finger to non-digital currencies.
  • : Following new legislation in Spice Harvester 183, clergy do their best to cover up their old tattoos.

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