The Protectorate of Spice Harvester 367 is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, notable for its avowedly heterosexual populace, ban on automobiles, and exploding hoverboards. The hard-nosed, devout population of 8.491 billion Spice Harvester 367ians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Environment. The average income tax rate is 24.0%.

The thriving Spice Harvester 367ian economy, worth 741 trillion spices a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Beef-Based Agriculture industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Retail, and Information Technology. Black market activity is extensive. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 87,292 spices, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.8 times as much as the poorest.

Raindances intended to summon storms instead attract tourists, the government spends millions of spices every year prosecuting spammers, vehicular homicide by Spice Harvester 367ian ambassadors is a leading cause of death throughout the world's capital cities, and political cartoonists are known for their distinctive odour. Crime is a problem, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Spice Harvester 367's national animal is the sandworm, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Spice Harvester 367 is ranked 74,359^th in the world and 306^th in Jihad Army of the Emperor for Largest Publishing Industry, scoring 4,309.05 on the Bella Potter Productivity e-Index.