The United Monarchy of SpLITra is a huge, pleasant nation, renowned for its public floggings, suspicion of poets, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, devout population of 620 million Croats have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The minute government, or what there is of one, is solely concerned with Spirituality. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Split. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 4.9%.

The strong SpLITran economy, worth 28.7 trillion Federal bills a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is led by the Soda Sales industry, with major contributions from Pizza Delivery, Uranium Mining, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Average income is 46,218 Federal bills, with the richest citizens earning 8.5 times as much as the poorest.

The national government has been dissolved by revolutionary insurgents, SpLITra has designated New Split as its capital city, banana distribution among collective farm workers is an important topic in public discourse, and all fantasy fiction has officially been deemed non-canon. Crime, especially youth-related, is a serious problem, probably because of the absence of a police force. SpLITra's national animal is the Tiger, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

SpLITra is ranked 262,880^th in the world and 553^rd in Sophia for Lowest Crime Rates, with 43.78 law-abiding acts per hour.