The Dominion of Stanky is a gargantuan, safe nation, renowned for its complete lack of prisons, absence of drug laws, and punitive income tax rates. The quiet, industrious population of 22.795 billion Stankyians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large government prioritizes Welfare, although Healthcare, Education, and Industry are also considered important. The average income tax rate is 50.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The large but inefficient Stankyian economy, worth 704 trillion Funks a year, is quite specialized and led by the Door-to-door Insurance Sales industry, with major contributions from Soda Sales, Cheese Exports, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 30,889 Funks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

Crime is almost non-existent. Stanky's national animal is the Skunk.

Stanky is ranked 167,483^rd in the world and 1^st in Ma ka tai me she kia kiak for Lowest Crime Rates, with 59.5 law-abiding acts per hour.