The Stairway to Heaven of Stone Circle Aviators is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Thor with an even hand, and renowned for its strictly enforced bedtime, parental licensing program, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 25.809 billion Stone Circle Aviatorsians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The enormous government is primarily concerned with Law & Order, with Education, Public Transport, and Spirituality also on the agenda, while Welfare is ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Stonehenge. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 72.4%.

The strong Stone Circle Aviatorsian economy, worth a remarkable 1,674 trillion nibs a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Door-to-door Insurance Sales industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Retail, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is 64,861 nibs, with the richest citizens earning 9.7 times as much as the poorest.

Cars are banned from built-up areas, Iron Age Druidry has been named as Stone Circle Aviators's national religion, Thor has just been declared ruler of Stone Circle Aviators in an international press conference, and Stone Circle Aviators has designated Stonehenge as its capital city. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Stone Circle Aviators's national animal is the side hill sporran, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Iron Age Druidry.

Stone Circle Aviators is ranked 190,165^th in the world and 13^th in Doki Doki Literature Club for Highest Crime Rates, with 1.89 Crimes Per Hour.