The Armed Republic of STOP THE BLACK HAWKS is a colossal, orderly nation, renowned for its spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-working, cynical population of 8.56 billion defenders are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The medium-sized, pro-business, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Healthcare. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 14.9%.

The strong defender economy, worth 393 trillion regions a year, is led by the Cheese Exports industry, with major contributions from Soda Sales, Book Publishing, and Retail. Average income is 45,958 regions, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 260,122 per year while the poor average 3,978, a ratio of 65.4 to 1.

Crime is a problem. STOP THE BLACK HAWKS's national animal is the gryphon.

STOP THE BLACK HAWKS is ranked 88,448^th in the world and 2,729^th in Suspicious for Most Corrupt Governments, with 17.58 kickbacks per hour.