Category: Left-Leaning College State | ||
Civil Rights: Superb |
Economy: Frightening |
Political Freedoms: Below Average |
Regional Influence: Contender
Location: Sonnel
Population | 17.674 billion |
Capital | Sulsuland City |
Leader | Sulsu |
Faith | fISh |
Currency | FisH |
Animal | fiSh |
The Canon Destroyers of Sulsuland is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Sulsu with an even hand, and renowned for its public floggings, enslaved workforce, and ritual sacrifices. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless, devout population of 17.674 billion Sulsu enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.
There is no government in the normal sense of the word; however, a small group of community-minded, corrupt individuals prioritizes Spirituality, although Industry and Defense are also considered important, while Law & Order and Welfare receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sulsuland City. Income tax is unheard of.
The frighteningly efficient Sulsu economy, worth a remarkable 2,715 trillion FisH a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Pizza Delivery, and Soda Sales. Average income is an impressive 153,633 FisH, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.6 times as much as the poorest.
Children are often observed making 'sand angels' in bunkers, toy versions of heroin paraphernalia let kids pretend to be their favourite TV characters, people often get liposuction to reduce their air fares, and the immigration office has an express line for people bringing cash in briefcases. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Sulsuland's national animal is the fiSh, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is fISh.
Sulsuland is ranked 292,042nd in the world and 21st in Sonnel for Nicest Citizens, with 0.15 average smiles per day.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Sulsuland was reclassified from "Capitalizt" to "Left-Leaning College State".
- : Sulsuland's influence in Sonnel rose from "Negotiator" to "Contender".
- : Sulsuland was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Poor Incomes.
- : Sulsuland was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Influential.
- : Following new legislation in Sulsuland, the immigration office has an express line for people bringing cash in briefcases.
- : Following new legislation in Sulsuland, people often get liposuction to reduce their air fares.
- : Following new legislation in Sulsuland, toy versions of heroin paraphernalia let kids pretend to be their favourite TV characters.
- : Following new legislation in Sulsuland, children are often observed making 'sand angels' in bunkers.
- : Sulsuland was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Black Market.
- : Sulsuland was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Influential.