The Democratic Republic of Suvmia-34 is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, remarkable for its frequent executions, suspicion of poets, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 3.215 billion Suvmia-34ians are effectively ruled by a group of massive corporations, who run for political office and provide their well-off citizens with world-class goods and services. Their poorer citizens, however, are mostly starving to death while being urged to go out and get real jobs. The populace has reasonably extensive civil rights, although these are mostly aimed at allowing them to buy whatever they like.

The tiny, pro-business, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Healthcare, and Administration. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 7.3%.

The strong Suvmia-34ian economy, worth 144 trillion Euros a year, is quite specialized and led by the Beef-Based Agriculture industry, with major contributions from Trout Farming, Automobile Manufacturing, and Tourism. Average income is 45,017 Euros, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 268,063 per year while the poor average 3,460, a ratio of 77.5 to 1.

The statue in the Colbert Plaza has a solar panel for a hat, the Man in the Plastic Mask has been imprisoned in the Capital Penitentiary, young girls aren't having a ball but they are enjoying themselves, and teachers prefer to give 'Maybe, Maybe Not' tests when dealing with sensitive subjects. Crime is a serious problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Suvmia-34's national animal is the Grey Whale, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Suvmia-34 is ranked 269,504^th in the world and 40^th in The Ascendancy Federation for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 362 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.