The Pink Holy Christmas of Suvo is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Santa Claus with an iron fist, and renowned for its public floggings, triple-decker prams, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 3.953 billion Suvons are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The medium-sized, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Administration, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Yggdrassil. The average income tax rate is 48.5%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The strong Suvon economy, worth 279 trillion Gold Bars a year, is led by the Beef-Based Agriculture industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 70,822 Gold Bars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.0 times as much as the poorest.

The government has completely eliminated all childcare programs, code enforcement officers circle wealthy Suvons like vultures, no one questions why the chicken crossed the road anymore, and government-run screening operations remove embryos with severe genetic disorders. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Suvo's national animal is the Cow, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Athyism.

Suvo is ranked 41,101^st in the world and 3^rd in Suvo for Most Cultured, scoring 74 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.