The Join Lily of Switz got Lazy 188 is a gargantuan, orderly nation, notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape and ban on automobiles. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 10.819 billion Join Lily are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Public Transport. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 18.4%.

The Join Lily economy, worth 463 trillion Join Lilies a year, is led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Woodchip Exports, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 42,796 Join Lilies, with the richest citizens earning 7.4 times as much as the poorest.

Clumsy self-injury is a viable claim in modern compensation culture, policemen regularly conduct midnight raids on closed donut shops to 'collect evidence', Pinkerton agents are called in to forcibly break up white collar strikes, and former school buses now regularly shuttle kids to the nearest shopping centers to work. Crime is moderate. Switz got Lazy 188's national animal is the Join Lily, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Switz got Lazy 188 is ranked 98,551^st in the world and 3,165^th in Suspicious for Most Corrupt Governments, with 13.35 kickbacks per hour.