The Join Lily of Switz got Lazy 265 is a gargantuan, genial nation, notable for its compulsory military service and pith helmet sales. The quiet, industrious population of 10.82 billion Join Lily have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Education, and Healthcare also on the agenda. The average income tax rate is 27.4%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The Join Lily economy, worth 464 trillion Join Lilies a year, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Soda Sales, and Gambling. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 42,955 Join Lilies, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.

Libraries are now installed with jacuzzis and mini-bars, the military patrols the streets in search of possible secessionists, inter-species marriages are ignored by the government, and pallbearers at military funerals dive for cover when they hear the three-volley salute. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Switz got Lazy 265's national animal is the Join Lily.

Switz got Lazy 265 is ranked 217,384^th in the world and 5,586^th in Suspicious for Highest Food Quality, scoring 10.5 on the Meeshlin-Starr Index.