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The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Education, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 28.1%.

The Join Lily economy, worth 385 trillion Join Lilies a year, is led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Cheese Exports, Trout Farming, and Basket Weaving. Average income is 47,288 Join Lilies, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.3 times as much as the poorest.

You can bet your bottom dollar that gambling will cost you an arm and a leg, the "feminist protest" defence is increasingly common for cases of armed robbery, doctors spend more time writing sick notes than caring for the sick, and the only soporific permitted during sermons is the preacher's voice. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Switz got Lazy 368's national animal is the Join Lily.

Switz got Lazy 368 is ranked 159,966^th in the world and 4,768^th in Suspicious for Most Beautiful Environments, with 508.62 pounds of wildlife per square mile.