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The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Defense. The average income tax rate is 20.9%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The Join Lily economy, worth 554 trillion Join Lilies a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Basket Weaving industry, with major contributions from Woodchip Exports, Pizza Delivery, and Soda Sales. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 47,369 Join Lilies, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

Ethnic minorities are often refused admission to some of the nation's best schools, nature magazines featuring stick insects on their covers are sometimes mistaken for fashion magazines, murder rates are on the rise as the popularity of soylent products grows, and a rolling news ticker tape of disclaimers runs across the bottom of the screen on all TV shows. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Switz got lazy 45's national animal is the Join Lily, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

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