The Sultanate of Syfenq is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Sardar Sultan with an even hand, and remarkable for its infamous sell-swords, sprawling nuclear power plants, and unlimited-speed roads. The compassionate, hard-working, cheerful, devout population of 28.151 billion Sultanatis are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Nouveau Yathrib. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 25.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Sultanati economy, worth a remarkable 8,997 trillion New francRiels a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Tourism and Information Technology. Average income is an amazing 319,626 New francRiels, with the richest citizens earning 8.7 times as much as the poorest.

More sidewalk is dedicated to animals than people, homeless people are frequently charged with trespassing on public property, you can bet your bottom dollar that gambling will cost you an arm and a leg, and the government's approval ratings go down while its turnover rate goes up. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Syfenq's national animal is the eucalyptus dragon, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Sufi Islam.

Syfenq is ranked 1,194^th in the world and 1^st in Sunalaya for Highest Food Quality, scoring 336.91 on the Meeshlin-Starr Index.