The Queendom of Tahuany is a gargantuan, safe nation, remarkable for its ban on automobiles, irreverence towards religion, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 19.45 billion Tahuanyans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The enormous, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order, Public Transport, and Education are also considered important. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tahuanya. The average income tax rate is 62.4%.

The Tahuanyian economy, worth 705 trillion Dollars a year, is quite specialized and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Trout Farming. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 36,274 Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.8 times as much as the poorest.

Tahuany has designated Tahuanya as its capital city, a new generation of aquariumless hotels are being built under government supervision, teachers regularly paddle unruly students, and phone taps are frequently carried out by the police. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Tahuany's national animal is the snake, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Tahuany is ranked 140,865^th in the world and 2^nd in The Archipelago for Lowest Crime Rates, with 61.75 law-abiding acts per hour.