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The Holy Ka'Narlistite Empire of Tarjan Tribe

“All hail Lolth” Emperor Ka'Narlist

Category: Iron Fist Consumerists
Civil Rights:
Unheard Of
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Outlawed

Regional Influence: Eminence Grise

Location: True Hydra Empire

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Tarjan Tribe

Population3.063 billion

CapitalAtorrnash
LeaderEmperor Ka'Narlist
FaithLolthism

CurrencyKa'Narlistite coin
AnimalLolth Spiderling

The Holy Ka'Narlistite Empire of Tarjan Tribe is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Emperor Ka'Narlist with an iron fist, and remarkable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, digital currency, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 3.063 billion Ka'Narlistites are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Administration, Education, and Law & Order are also considered important. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Atorrnash. The average income tax rate is 98.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Drow economy, worth 610 trillion Ka'Narlistite coins a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 199,247 Ka'Narlistite coins, with the richest citizens earning 9.0 times as much as the poorest.

Choking on Ka'Narlistite coins is a leading cause of death for wild animals, the police have reaffirmed their tough stance on drugs, baby dolls thrown in the trash are a leading cause of panic attacks, and motorists must pay to enter inner-cities during peak hours. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Tarjan Tribe's national animal is the Lolth Spiderling, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Lolthism.

Tarjan Tribe is ranked 13,990th in the world and 2nd in True Hydra Empire for Most Beautiful Environments, with 1,289.5 pounds of wildlife per square mile.

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Most Patriotic: 879thMost Devout: 1,420thLowest Crime Rates: 1,840thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 2,767thTop
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Highest Average Tax Rates: 3,121stLargest Governments: 3,306thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 3,538thHealthiest Citizens: 3,546thLongest Average Lifespans: 3,596thMost Armed: 3,714thMost Corrupt Governments: 5,422ndMost Developed: 5,498thMost Cultured: 5,522ndMost Scientifically Advanced: 6,298thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 6,459thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 6,589thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 7,020thMost Efficient Economies: 7,106thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 7,427thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 7,611thMost Advanced Public Education: 8,627thHighest Food Quality: 8,941stSmartest Citizens: 9,155thLargest Welfare Programs: 10,279thHighest Average Incomes: 10,515thLargest Information Technology Sector: 12,627thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 12,734thMost Subsidized Industry: 13,491stMost Beautiful Environments: 13,990thBest Weather: 14,326thTop
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Most Advanced Public Transport: 16,197thMost Authoritarian: 16,267thMost Inclusive: 22,734thMost Conservative: 23,814th
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Largest Governments: 1st in the regionHighest Food Quality: 1st in the regionMost Developed: 1st in the regionMost Patriotic: 1st in the regionMost Inclusive: 1st in the regionMost Authoritarian: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 1st in the regionBest Weather: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1st in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 1st in the regionMost Cultured: 1st in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 1st in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 1st in the regionMost Devout: 1st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Tarjan Tribe, motorists must pay to enter inner-cities during peak hours.
  • : Following new legislation in Tarjan Tribe, baby dolls thrown in the trash are a leading cause of panic attacks.
  • : Following new legislation in Tarjan Tribe, the police have reaffirmed their tough stance on drugs.
  • : Tarjan Tribe's influence in True Hydra Empire rose from "Enforcer" to "Eminence Grise".
  • : Tarjan Tribe lodged a message on the True Hydra Empire Regional Message Board.
  • : Following new legislation in Tarjan Tribe, choking on Ka'Narlistite coins is a leading cause of death for wild animals.
  • : Following new legislation in Tarjan Tribe, truancy is as easy as clicking a camera icon.
  • : Following new legislation in Tarjan Tribe, annual government budgets include a sizeable spend on "making things look fabulous".
  • : Following new legislation in Tarjan Tribe, a primitive society is being eroded as its youth flock to the modern world.
  • : Tarjan Tribe was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Armed and the Top 10% for Most Conservative.

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