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The Borderlands of Taurgur

“Minnai gwannava...”

Category: Iron Fist Consumerists
Civil Rights:
Few
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Outlawed

Regional Influence: Sprat

Location: Forest

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Taurgur

Population16.895 billion

Capitalthe Heart of Taurgur
Leaderthe Presence of Taurgur
FaithSuicide by Dissapearance

Currencydeath
Animallost soul

The Borderlands of Taurgur is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by the Presence of Taurgur with an iron fist, and notable for its frequent executions, ban on automobiles, and smutty television. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 16.895 billion the Losts are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Spirituality, Law & Order, and Environment also on the agenda, while Healthcare and Welfare aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of the Heart of Taurgur. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 12.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Taurgurian economy, worth a remarkable 1,965 trillion deaths a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Furniture Restoration. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 116,312 deaths, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 442,119 per year while the poor average 21,217, a ratio of 20.8 to 1.

A new religious movement claims that people's souls are stored in phosphorus, pregnancy tests are under fire from the government for being marketed only to women, school careers advisors often recommend jobs in telecommunications, and many of the poor live from cradle to grave without ever seeing sunlight. Crime is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Taurgur's national animal is the lost soul, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Suicide by Dissapearance.

Taurgur is ranked 90,492nd in the world and 210th in Forest for Largest Governments, scoring 17.46 on the Bureaucratic Comprehensiveness Rating Scale Index.

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1%
Most Primitive: 41stMost Ignorant Citizens: 63rdMost Devout: 164thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 223rdHighest Drug Use: 250thFattest Citizens: 347thMost Avoided: 467thMost Armed: 516thHighest Crime Rates: 520thMost Corrupt Governments: 799thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,287thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1,895thBest Weather: 2,148thMost Beautiful Environments: 2,353rdTop
5%
Most Advanced Defense Forces: 4,860thHighest Disposable Incomes: 6,764thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 8,192ndLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 8,609thLargest Black Market: 9,578thRudest Citizens: 12,372ndMost Patriotic: 13,428thHighest Economic Output: 14,507thTop
10%
Most Stationary: 18,754thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 19,243rdMost Influential: 19,470thMost Authoritarian: 24,625thMost Valuable International Artwork: 24,702ndLargest Populations: 25,046th
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1%
Most Primitive: 2nd in the regionTop
5%
Most Devout: 4th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 4th in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 4th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 5th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 5th in the regionFattest Citizens: 6th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 6th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 6th in the regionMost Avoided: 6th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 8th in the regionMost Armed: 9th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 14th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 16th in the regionTop
10%
Most Authoritarian: 17th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 20th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 20th in the regionMost Patriotic: 21st in the regionLargest Black Market: 22nd in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 22nd in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 28th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Taurgur, many of the poor live from cradle to grave without ever seeing sunlight.
  • : Following new legislation in Taurgur, school careers advisors often recommend jobs in telecommunications.
  • : Following new legislation in Taurgur, pregnancy tests are under fire from the government for being marketed only to women.
  • : Following new legislation in Taurgur, a new religious movement claims that people's souls are stored in phosphorus.
  • : Following new legislation in Taurgur, gossip magazines are more interested in astrological stars than celebrity ones.
  • : Following new legislation in Taurgur, politicians accepting drinks in bars are executed for taking bribes.
  • : Following new legislation in Taurgur, most academic research has ground to a halt.
  • : Following new legislation in Taurgur, sales of fishnet stockings have reached a record high.
  • : Following new legislation in Taurgur, sanitary products are sold in brown paper at hairdressers' salons.
  • : Following new legislation in Taurgur, homeless people can be found sleeping on streets in front of unoccupied second homes.

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