Category: Iron Fist Consumerists | ||
Civil Rights: Few |
Economy: Frightening |
Political Freedoms: Outlawed |
Regional Influence: Sprat
Location: Forest
Population | 16.895 billion |
Capital | the Heart of Taurgur |
Leader | the Presence of Taurgur |
Faith | Suicide by Dissapearance |
Currency | death |
Animal | lost soul |
The Borderlands of Taurgur is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by the Presence of Taurgur with an iron fist, and notable for its frequent executions, ban on automobiles, and smutty television. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 16.895 billion the Losts are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Spirituality, Law & Order, and Environment also on the agenda, while Healthcare and Welfare aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of the Heart of Taurgur. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 12.0%.
The frighteningly efficient Taurgurian economy, worth a remarkable 1,965 trillion deaths a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Furniture Restoration. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 116,312 deaths, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 442,119 per year while the poor average 21,217, a ratio of 20.8 to 1.
A new religious movement claims that people's souls are stored in phosphorus, pregnancy tests are under fire from the government for being marketed only to women, school careers advisors often recommend jobs in telecommunications, and many of the poor live from cradle to grave without ever seeing sunlight. Crime is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Taurgur's national animal is the lost soul, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Suicide by Dissapearance.
Taurgur is ranked 90,492nd in the world and 210th in Forest for Largest Governments, scoring 17.46 on the Bureaucratic Comprehensiveness Rating Scale Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Taurgur, many of the poor live from cradle to grave without ever seeing sunlight.
- : Following new legislation in Taurgur, school careers advisors often recommend jobs in telecommunications.
- : Following new legislation in Taurgur, pregnancy tests are under fire from the government for being marketed only to women.
- : Following new legislation in Taurgur, a new religious movement claims that people's souls are stored in phosphorus.
- : Following new legislation in Taurgur, gossip magazines are more interested in astrological stars than celebrity ones.
- : Following new legislation in Taurgur, politicians accepting drinks in bars are executed for taking bribes.
- : Following new legislation in Taurgur, most academic research has ground to a halt.
- : Following new legislation in Taurgur, sales of fishnet stockings have reached a record high.
- : Following new legislation in Taurgur, sanitary products are sold in brown paper at hairdressers' salons.
- : Following new legislation in Taurgur, homeless people can be found sleeping on streets in front of unoccupied second homes.