The Meerkat Territory of Tebeat is a titanic, genial nation, ruled by Supreme Meerkat with an even hand, and notable for its soft-spoken computers, vat-grown people, and labour-free parental leave. The compassionate, humorless population of 14.276 billion Tebeatans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The enormous government prioritizes Education, although Healthcare, Environment, and Administration are also considered important. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Meerkat Central. The average income tax rate is 84.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Tebeatian economy, worth a remarkable 1,241 trillion Scotch Bottles a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is 86,965 Scotch Bottles, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The climate agreement has actually increased the volume of hot air in the atmosphere, the Messiah (formerly known as Brian) is a mayoral candidate, the state auctions off combat drones to fund war reparations, and country folk are sent to obligatory boarding schools to learn how to be civilized. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Tebeat's national animal is the Meerkat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Tebeat is ranked 263,445^th in the world and 2,636^th in the Pacific for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring -6.13 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.