The Psychotic Holy Amalgamation of Technocratic Pragmatists is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Mr Kingy Man Hivemind Prototype Alpha with an even hand, and remarkable for its soft-spoken computers, vat-grown people, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, humorless population of 2.044 billion Armed Naked Drones are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social and economic equality; they tend to view other countries as corrupted by the hollow pageantry of sham elections.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Mobile Subterranean Fortress. The average income tax rate is 78.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Upgraded economy, worth 380 trillion Harvested Organs and Brains a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, fairly diversified black market in Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Book Publishing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 186,051 Harvested Organs and Brains, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Peace talks occasionally rack up a higher body count than the wars they seek to stop, parties that are too noisy are broken up to prevent disturbing wildlife, eight-year-olds can be seen lighting up in public areas, and dynamite sales and concert audiences are booming. Crime is totally unknown. Technocratic Pragmatists's national animal is the Natural Unmodified Human-Cow Hybrid, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Auto-Apotheosis.

Technocratic Pragmatists is ranked 171,752^nd in the world and 136^th in Kelios for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring 182.08 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.