The Unified Dominion of Teonage is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Chancellor Anahuac with an even hand, and remarkable for its sprawling nuclear power plants, frequent executions, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, devout population of 11.3 billion Teonageans are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The large, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Administration, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Soccoro Falls. The average income tax rate is 56.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Teonagean economy, worth a remarkable 1,056 trillion Cubits a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Basket Weaving, and Trout Farming. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 93,493 Cubits, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Teonageans seem to be catching more chills, mums always ask their three-year-olds for permission before hugging them, future leaders of Teonage regularly dismiss pressing political issues when available options don't conform to their worldview, and virtual assistants are seen with increasing suspicion every time they get an upgrade. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Teonage's national animal is the Scarlet Tatinger, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Solarism.

Teonage is ranked 65,062^nd in the world and 185^th in The Wellspring for Safest, scoring 97.31 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.