The Fielzão of Timao is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Fofômeno and Marcelinho Carioca and Neto with a fair hand, and renowned for its smutty television, anti-smoking policies, and keen interest in outer space. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 42.625 billion Corinthians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Itaquerão. The income tax rate is 100%.

The enormous but underdeveloped Timaoan economy, worth a remarkable 9,914 trillion Fifa Club World Cups a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is solely comprised of the Information Technology industry. Average income is an amazing 232,603 Fifa Club World Cups, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Every day has been a surprise since weather reporters turned to consulting ancient totems for their seven-day forecasts, Timao has one of the largest offshore wind farms in the world, surveillance cameras are banned, and nouveau riche farmers diligently take care of their golden calf herds. Crime is totally unknown. Timao's national animal is the Gavião, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Coringão.

Timao is ranked 285,879^th in the world and 2^nd in The Proletariat Coalition for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring -22.7 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.