The Federation of Texian Ranch 13 is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, renowned for its smutty television, zero percent divorce rate, and parental licensing program. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 10.175 billion Texian Ranchers are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Law & Order, although Spirituality, Defense, and Administration are also considered important, while Social Policy receives no funds. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 49.0%.

The thriving Texian economy, worth 760 trillion pesos a year, is led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Information Technology. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 74,789 pesos, with the richest citizens earning 6.5 times as much as the poorest.

The government struggles to keep up with the endless list of petrol disasters, employers may fire workers without giving any reason, families returning from international vacations are unable to get their children back into the country, and adult magazines are having a sales resurgence as internet anonymity disappears. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Texian Ranch 13's national animal is the porpoise, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Texian Ranch 13 is ranked 76,723^rd in the world and 121^st in Chicken overlords for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 2,791.56 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.