The Republic of THE-Communist Onion is a titanic, orderly nation, remarkable for its burgeoning elephant population. The hard-working, cynical population of 10.601 billion THE-Communist Onionians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Education, and Administration also on the agenda, while International Aid is ignored. The average income tax rate is 22.8%.

The strong THE-Communist Onionian economy, worth 518 trillion kronor a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Trout Farming, and Cheese Exports. Average income is 48,899 kronor, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.4 times as much as the poorest.

The nation's atlases tend to go out of date every few weeks, surveillance cameras are banned, a large-scale revitalization of the education system is underway, and citizens are encouraged to report friends, family members or co-workers who seem depressed to the government for "counselling". Crime is moderate. THE-Communist Onion's national animal is the elephant.

THE-Communist Onion is ranked 179,411^th in the world and 2^nd in Asterya for Most Developed, scoring 53.61 on the Human Development Index.