The Great and Good Federation of Maltitalerland is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Frigidus with an even hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, smutty television, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, cheerful population of 6.61 billion Maltitalerians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Nova Urbo de Maltitalerland. The average income tax rate is 91.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Maltitalerian economy, worth a remarkable 1,000 trillion mFLies a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an impressive 151,384 mFLies, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Patriots insist that size does matter, students abandon classrooms for online education, the government is spending millions on 'trust campaigns' in an effort to win back the public's support, and Frigidus can cry on demand. Crime is totally unknown. Maltitalerland's national animal is the Maltitalerian Cat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Nova Islamo.

Maltitalerland is ranked 253,384^th in the world and 4,382^nd in The East Pacific for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring -7.62 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.