The Noocracy of Roliganistan is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Gorm den Gamle with an even hand, and notable for its smutty television, ban on automobiles, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 15.901 billion Roliganer have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government is primarily concerned with Education, although Healthcare, Industry, and Environment are also considered important, while Defense and Spirituality receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Hafnia. The average income tax rate is 1.2%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Rolig economy, worth a remarkable 7,362 trillion Kroner a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Retail, and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 463,027 Kroner, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

Funeral directors are frequently looking at their watches during funerals, panels from bankrupt rooftop solar companies are used as props for sci-fi B-movies, autocrats are persona non grata, and homeowners are evicted to make way for new runways. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Roliganistan's national animal is the Jolly Giraffe, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Pastafarianism.

Roliganistan is ranked 1,814^th in the world and 48^th in The East Pacific for Safest, scoring 150.17 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.