The Republic of The Bulgarian Balkans is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Vasil Levski with a fair hand, and remarkable for its smutty television, national health service, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic population of 41.864 billion Bulgarians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government prioritizes Education, although Healthcare, Environment, and Welfare are also considered important, while Defense and Spirituality receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Varna. The average income tax rate is 88.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Bulgarian economy, worth a remarkable 6,692 trillion rubles a year, is quite specialized and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Cheese Exports. Average income is an impressive 159,869 rubles, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

Politicians tend to speak more loudly and slowly these days, East Lebatuckese astronauts' favorite game during downtime on the Multinational Space Station is 'I Spy', the government is washing its hands of alleged corruption, and a handful of megacorporations own every "craft brewery" in the nation. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Bulgarian Balkans's national animal is the falcon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is atheism.

The Bulgarian Balkans is ranked 243,104^th in the world and 13^th in USSR for Highest Disposable Incomes, with 19,024.53 Standard Monetary Units.