The Republic of The Earan Samurri is a colossal, socially progressive nation, notable for its absence of drug laws and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-working, democratic population of 7.624 billion Earan Samurrians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The tiny, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government prioritizes Defense, with Welfare, Healthcare, and Public Transport also on the agenda, while International Aid and Spirituality are ignored. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 8.1%.

The strong Earan Samurrian economy, worth 272 trillion kronor a year, is quite specialized and led by the Soda Sales industry, with major contributions from Trout Farming, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Tourism. Average income is 35,681 kronor, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 229,971 per year while the poor average 2,236, a ratio of 102 to 1.

Crime is a serious problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. The Earan Samurri's national animal is the sheep, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

The Earan Samurri is ranked 210,254^th in the world and 1^st in Helleniccypriot Defense Front for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring -4.47 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.