The Eco Friendly NS Nation of The Environment SOS is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, notable for its ban on automobiles, daily referendums, and punitive income tax rates. The quiet, industrious population of 35.717 billion Environment SOSians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 62.6%.

The Environment SOSian economy, worth a remarkable 1,575 trillion greenwoods a year, is quite specialized and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Cheese Exports. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 44,102 greenwoods, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.1 times as much as the poorest.

Same-sex marriages are increasingly common, organ donation rates are among the lowest in the region, the mob and the police have recently had numerous clashes in the back alleys of The Environment SOS's cities due to the government's steadfast anti-casino stance, and pharmacies close down as medicinal drugs are sold freely by the government. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Environment SOS's national animal is the white shark, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

The Environment SOS is ranked 242,855^th in the world and 1^st in Environment for Most Corrupt Governments, with 0.77 kickbacks per hour.