The Dictatorship of The Evil Man is a tiny, genial nation, notable for its compulsory military service. The hard-working, devout population of 18 million Evil Men are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Spirituality, Welfare, and Law & Order. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 35.7%.

The strong an Evil Man economy, worth 1.11 trillion Quotes of Good a year, is dominated by the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Pizza Delivery, Tourism, and Cheese Exports. Average income is 61,472 Quotes of Good, with the richest citizens earning 7.0 times as much as the poorest.

Harry Potter books are banned, a large-scale revitalization of the education system is underway, the tenet of free speech is held dear, and commuters are denied boarding for attempting to bring packed lunches onto trains. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Evil Man's national animal is the Man.

The Evil Man is ranked 112,608^th in the world and 9^th in Theoretically Debatable for Most Developed, scoring 59.06 on the Human Development Index.