The Unethical Banana Spawners of The Eye 1 is a massive, safe nation, renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape and stringent health and safety legislation. The quiet, industrious population of 1.563 billion Eye 1ians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Defense, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of a big smurf cat. The average income tax rate is 31.8%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but inefficient Eye 1ian economy, worth 58.3 trillion marks a year, is quite specialized and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with significant contributions from Gambling, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Basket Weaving. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 37,308 marks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

The people consider response to rudeness to be an acceptable casus belli, the upper class have been throwing riots after hunting was recently banned, asking 'does my bum look big in this?' leads to 30 hours of self-esteem classes, and The Eye 1 is notorious for its citizens' infidelity. Crime, especially youth-related, is moderate. The Eye 1's national animal is the wolf, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

The Eye 1 is ranked 114,335^th in the world and 2,525^th in Suspicious for Nicest Citizens, with 13 average smiles per day.