The Global Business Magazine of The Fortune Magazine is a gargantuan, efficient nation, renowned for its compulsory military service and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 41.698 billion Fortune Magazineans enjoy frequent elections, which are uniformly corrupted by big-spending corporations buying politicians who best suit their interests.

The tiny, moralistic government is primarily concerned with Law & Order, although Industry, Healthcare, and Education are also considered important, while Administration and Environment receive no funds. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 7.0%.

The thriving Fortune Magazinean economy, worth a remarkable 2,203 trillion magazines a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Basket Weaving, Cheese Exports, and Gambling. Average income is 52,843 magazines, with the richest citizens earning 8.4 times as much as the poorest.

Voting is voluntary. Crime is moderate, possibly because it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many regulations. The Fortune Magazine's national animal is the businessman, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

The Fortune Magazine is ranked 121,084^th in the world and 3^rd in The Planet of P4X 582 for Highest Food Quality, scoring 19.38 on the Meeshlin-Starr Index.