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The Marijuana of The High Times Cannabis Cup

“Honoring The Best Strains In The World”

Category: Liberal Democratic Socialists
Civil Rights:
Good
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Superb

Regional Influence: Power

Location: The Cannabis Region

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The High Times Cannabis Cup

Population24.07 billion

CapitalAmsterdam
LeaderThe Horticulturist
FaithCannabis Spirituality

Currencyounce
Animallion

The Marijuana of The High Times Cannabis Cup is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by The Horticulturist with a fair hand, and notable for its public floggings, keen interest in outer space, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 24.07 billion High Times Cannabis Cupians love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Amsterdam. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient High Times Cannabis Cupian economy, worth a remarkable 5,332 trillion ounces a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing and Information Technology. Average income is an amazing 221,559 ounces, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Hidden bedroom-cams are installed to catch mothers doing their kids' homework, vaccinations are mandatory, citizens are encouraged to report friends, family members or co-workers who seem depressed to the government for "counselling", and town nameplates frequently raise giggles from passing tourists. Crime is totally unknown. The High Times Cannabis Cup's national animal is the lion, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Cannabis Spirituality.

The High Times Cannabis Cup is ranked 668th in the world and 2nd in The Cannabis Region for Most Beautiful Environments, with 6,049.8 pounds of wildlife per square mile.

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1%
Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 249thMost Rebellious Youth: 266thMost Advanced Public Education: 365thMost Advanced Public Transport: 608thMost Beautiful Environments: 668thMost Cheerful Citizens: 785thMost Cultured: 996thBest Weather: 1,050thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,285thHighest Average Tax Rates: 1,309thHighest Food Quality: 1,356thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1,388thMost Pacifist: 1,532ndNicest Citizens: 1,581stLargest Publishing Industry: 1,666thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1,686thLargest Governments: 1,737thSmartest Citizens: 1,815thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 2,085thMost Developed: 2,105thMost Compassionate Citizens: 2,121stMost Secular: 2,169thMost Inclusive: 2,224thHealthiest Citizens: 2,564thLongest Average Lifespans: 2,658thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2,894thTop
5%
Highest Economic Output: 3,043rdLeast Corrupt Governments: 4,035thMost Efficient Economies: 4,281stHighest Poor Incomes: 5,452ndHighest Drug Use: 5,547thMost Subsidized Industry: 5,607thMost Stationary: 7,028thHighest Average Incomes: 7,776thLargest Populations: 9,647thMost Scientifically Advanced: 9,649thMost Influential: 10,790thMost Valuable International Artwork: 11,226thTop
10%
Largest Information Technology Sector: 17,048thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 21,660thLargest Welfare Programs: 23,580thSafest: 26,808th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : The High Times Cannabis Cup was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Advanced Public Education, Highest Foreign Aid Spending, Most Inclusive, Most Beautiful Environments, and Highest Food Quality.
  • : Following new legislation in The High Times Cannabis Cup, town nameplates frequently raise giggles from passing tourists.
  • : The High Times Cannabis Cup was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Economic Output.
  • : The High Times Cannabis Cup was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Economic Output.
  • : Following new legislation in The High Times Cannabis Cup, citizens are encouraged to report friends, family members or co-workers who seem depressed to the government for "counselling".
  • : Following new legislation in The High Times Cannabis Cup, vaccinations are mandatory.
  • : Following new legislation in The High Times Cannabis Cup, hidden bedroom-cams are installed to catch mothers doing their kids' homework.
  • : Following new legislation in The High Times Cannabis Cup, prime real estate is devoted to wind farms and solar energy generators.
  • : Following new legislation in The High Times Cannabis Cup, space research funding has hit a recent high while several military bases are being closed down.
  • : Following new legislation in The High Times Cannabis Cup, trails to natural wonders are littered with trash from reality film crews.

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