The Ecosystem of The Island Of Kauai is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by That Guy Over There with a fair hand, and renowned for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, irreverence towards religion, and absence of drug laws. The hard-working, democratic population of 10.893 billion Island Of Kauaians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kapaa. The average income tax rate is 26.3%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The strong Island Of Kauaian economy, worth 587 trillion dollars a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Pizza Delivery, Book Publishing, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Average income is 53,968 dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.6 times as much as the poorest.

Paganism has been named as The Island Of Kauai's national religion, That Guy Over There has just been declared ruler of The Island Of Kauai in an international press conference, no personal detail is too tiny for the suede-denim census police, and major archaeological findings are frequently bulldozed to make way for new buildings. Crime is almost non-existent. The Island Of Kauai's national animal is the dolphin, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Paganism.

The Island Of Kauai is ranked 70,817^th in the world and 1^st in The Island Of Kauai for Highest Food Quality, scoring 28.58 on the Meeshlin-Starr Index.