The Republic of The L O L is a gargantuan, pleasant nation, remarkable for its burgeoning Falcon population. The hard-working population of 10.023 billion L O Lians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Welfare. The average income tax rate is 15.9%.

The L O Lian economy, worth 470 trillion Dinkle Points a year, is led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Pizza Delivery, Information Technology, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is 46,911 Dinkle Points, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.6 times as much as the poorest.

Crime is relatively low, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The L O L's national animal is the Falcon.

The L O L is ranked 49,652^nd in the world and 1^st in TERRY for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 3,831.46 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.