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The Overlord's Muse of The Master Primotav

“Light needs dark as dark needs light.” Overlord Darnoc and Queen Vee

Category: Mother Knows Best State
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Regional Influence: Handshaker

Location: Glass Gallows


The Master Primotav

Population12.937 billion

LeaderOverlord Darnoc and Queen Vee


The Overlord's Muse of The Master Primotav is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Overlord Darnoc and Queen Vee with an iron fist, and notable for its keen interest in outer space, compulsory military service, and anti-smoking policies. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 12.937 billion Primotaviens are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The enormous, corrupt, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Industry, Healthcare, and Environment also on the agenda. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Vatomirp. The average income tax rate is 92.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Primotavien economy, worth a remarkable 2,356 trillion Golds a year, is quite specialized and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Retail, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is an impressive 182,185 Golds, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.0 times as much as the poorest.

It is illegal to distribute Girl Guide Cookies without an advanced food hygiene diploma, when people ask what the difference is between politicians and lawyers they are referred to document c15(iv) section 14.1 subsection 3.2 of the Jan 2015 political category definition guidance codes, orthopaedics patients often have a bounce in their step, and parents receive hefty fines for telling kids to eat their vegetables. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. The Master Primotav's national animal is the Bogaphant, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Darnocism.

The Master Primotav is ranked 9,492nd in the world and 3rd in Glass Gallows for Best Weather, with 223 Meters Of Sunlight.

Most Advanced Defense Forces: 1,223rdLargest Black Market: 1,403rdHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1,860thTop
Most Advanced Public Transport: 2,964thMost Subsidized Industry: 3,012thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 3,047thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 4,243rdLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 5,198thMost Corrupt Governments: 6,084thLargest Retail Industry: 6,119thMost Beautiful Environments: 6,567thHighest Economic Output: 6,776thHighest Average Tax Rates: 7,307thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 7,684thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 8,060thHighest Average Incomes: 8,710thLargest Governments: 8,854thMost Valuable International Artwork: 8,919thBest Weather: 9,492ndMost Devout: 10,344thHighest Poor Incomes: 11,534thMost Efficient Economies: 12,105thTop
Most Popular Tourist Destinations: 12,434thMost Advanced Public Education: 13,653rdMost World Assembly Endorsements: 13,840thLongest Average Lifespans: 14,261stMost Developed: 15,132ndLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 17,012thLargest Information Technology Sector: 17,472ndMost Scientifically Advanced: 17,560thMost Cultured: 18,606thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 20,671stLargest Populations: 21,402nd
Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1st in the region

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