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The Overlord's Muse of The Master Primotav

“There is more to life than what you see in front of you” Overlord Darnoc and Queen Vee

Category: Mother Knows Best State
Civil Rights:
Below Average
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Rare

Regional Influence: Apprentice

Location: Glass Gallows

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The Master Primotav

Population11.432 billion

CapitalVatomirp
LeaderOverlord Darnoc and Queen Vee
FaithDarnocism

CurrencyGold
AnimalBogaphant

The Overlord's Muse of The Master Primotav is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Overlord Darnoc and Queen Vee with an iron fist, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, parental licensing program, and vat-grown people. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 11.432 billion Primotaviens are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The large, corrupt, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Industry, Healthcare, and Education are also considered important. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Vatomirp. The average income tax rate is 89.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Primotavien economy, worth a remarkable 2,221 trillion Golds a year, is fairly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Retail, and Trout Farming. Average income is an impressive 194,286 Golds, with the richest citizens earning 5.2 times as much as the poorest.

Families returning from international vacations are unable to get their children back into the country, nature magazines featuring stick insects on their covers are sometimes mistaken for fashion magazines, the aphorism "there's no need to argue" has been dismissed by Primotaviens, and sofas are perpetually on sales that Must End Soon. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. The Master Primotav's national animal is the Bogaphant, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Darnocism.

The Master Primotav is ranked 1,430th in the world and 4th in Glass Gallows for Most Advanced Defense Forces, scoring 24,606.06 on the Total War Preparedness Rating.

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Largest Black Market: 1,228thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1,430thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 2,048thTop
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Most Advanced Public Transport: 3,494thMost Subsidized Industry: 3,558thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 4,345thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 4,989thMost Corrupt Governments: 5,166thLargest Retail Industry: 5,262ndMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 5,378thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 6,056thMost Valuable International Artwork: 6,278thHighest Economic Output: 6,507thHighest Average Incomes: 6,796thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 7,028thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 7,216thMost Beautiful Environments: 7,431stHighest Wealthy Incomes: 8,651stHighest Average Tax Rates: 8,799thLargest Governments: 8,993rdMost Devout: 9,430thTop
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Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 11,975thMost Efficient Economies: 12,074thBest Weather: 13,350thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 14,263rdMost Developed: 14,382ndMost Advanced Public Education: 15,286thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 15,697thLongest Average Lifespans: 17,252ndMost Scientifically Advanced: 17,305thMost Cultured: 17,747thHighest Poor Incomes: 17,750thLargest Information Technology Sector: 18,457th
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Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 1st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : The Master Primotav voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Condemn ravana".
  • : The Master Primotav voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Peaceful First Contact".
  • : The Master Primotav was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Longest Average Lifespans.
  • : Following new legislation in The Master Primotav, sofas are perpetually on sales that Must End Soon.
  • : Following new legislation in The Master Primotav, the aphorism "there's no need to argue" has been dismissed by Primotaviens.
  • : Following new legislation in The Master Primotav, nature magazines featuring stick insects on their covers are sometimes mistaken for fashion magazines.
  • : Following new legislation in The Master Primotav, families returning from international vacations are unable to get their children back into the country.
  • : Following new legislation in The Master Primotav, pharmaceutical companies emphatically promise that "your pills are in the mail" rather than admit any supply shortfall.
  • : Following new legislation in The Master Primotav, disputed territories across Glass Gallows are being claimed by Primotavien college students.
  • : The Master Primotav was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Longest Average Lifespans.

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