The Commonwealth of The Pangaean Union Founder is a massive, safe nation, remarkable for its compulsory military service. The hard-working, devout population of 4.112 billion Pangaean Union Founderians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government is primarily concerned with Spirituality, although Welfare, Defense, and Education are also considered important, while Industry and Environment are ignored. The average income tax rate is 20.1%.

The Pangaean Union Founderian economy, worth 214 trillion Gold Dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Pizza Delivery industry, with major contributions from Woodchip Exports, Gambling, and Basket Weaving. Average income is 52,045 Gold Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.2 times as much as the poorest.

Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. The Pangaean Union Founder's national animal is the Phoenix, which can occasionally be seen dodging aircraft in the nation's cities.

The Pangaean Union Founder is ranked 195,786^th in the world and 105^th in The Pangaean Union for Most Corrupt Governments, with 1.51 kickbacks per hour.