The Incorporated States of Alestadpolkhbizzydor is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Joseph Stalin with an iron fist, and notable for its public floggings, pith helmet sales, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 1.823 billion Alestadpolkhbizzydorians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Administration, and Industry also on the agenda, while Social Policy and International Aid receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Alestadpolkhbizzydor City. The average income tax rate is 85.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Alestadpolkhbizzydorian economy, worth 401 trillion Florins a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, fairly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Automobile Manufacturing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 220,004 Florins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

Cops with assault weaponry are forcing their way into private homes to search for terrorists, gambling is outlawed, even God cannot save you in Alestadpolkhbizzydor, and the government has cut its subsidies for all special interest groups. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Alestadpolkhbizzydor's national animal is the Dragon, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is Communism.

Alestadpolkhbizzydor is ranked 22,193^rd in the world and 877^th in The North Pacific for Most Scientifically Advanced, scoring 264.28 on the Kurzweil Singularity Index.