The Empire of The Windmilluminati is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Queen Juliana with a fair hand, and notable for its sprawling nuclear power plants, keen interest in outer space, and hatred of cheese. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 13.519 billion Windmilluminati are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Hackney. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Windmilluminati economy, worth a remarkable 3,861 trillion plums a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 285,633 plums, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Skateparks can be found in every city, trust-fund babies line up for places in community college, worried-looking neonatal nurses are being deployed in place of SWAT teams during dangerous drug busts, and popular cartoon characters frequently appear in government-sponsored PSAs reminding students to say no to drugs. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Windmilluminati's national animal is the giraffe, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Agnosticism.

The Windmilluminati is ranked 137^th in the world and 8^th in The North Pacific for Safest, scoring 224.58 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.